She Kranken On My Felix Till I Walten Files

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

I could reeaalyy go for some sushi rn ∑(´△｀)？！

by eunjoful

𝐒𝗍𝗂ᥣᥣ 𝗌𝖾α𝗋𝖼ɦ𝗂𐓣𝗀?

Thank you @//frauggiethecreature and everyone who got me to 3000 reblogs!

˚ ⋅⋆˚🖥️˖°. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ғᴏʀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄs ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ!!

OMG TYSM 😭😭 I didn't know you can upload that much on the computer like honestly why didn't i think of that (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠)

OFC!! ♪（＾∀＾●）ﾉ Dw I had zero clue you could do it too until recently

Things are tough right now.

So here's my cat wearing a strawberry dress

that feeling when your teeth keep falling out

Hi there!

Would you please make some platonic Alastor x reader headacanons? Basically, best friend hc's :)

Alastor x Reader: Bestfriend headcanons

A/n: Ofc !! Best friend headcanons are fun as hell to write 😽 (writers block is killing me rn tho so I’m sorry if this is bad, I have some more headcanons kinda similar to this here andddd here)

Warnings: none

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

📻𖤐 Gossip sessions with Alastor would actually be the best omg

📻𖤐 Would 1000% shit talk with you about like… almost everybody.

📻𖤐 Would not have the sessions over tea though, he hates tea and prefers to drink just straight up black coffee (sometimes with a splash of cream, depends on the day)

📻𖤐 Bro does NOT know how to ask to hangout properly. He just shows up and expects you to be ready for his arrival 😭😭

📻𖤐 Like literally he will just randomly materialize himself in your room and stares at you (not exactly quietly though, silly radio man makes radio sounds)

📻𖤐 You’re his bestie? Congrats !! You now have the privilege of getting to manhandle him

📻𖤐 Then again it kinda depends on what mood he’s in. Grumpy? No touch. Happy? Calm?? Sure !!

📻𖤐 How to even become Alastor’s best friend?? Well…

📻𖤐 He’s quite literally a magnet for sweet women. Be a sweet woman who’s maybe batshit crazy as well and you’re pretty much set /hj

📻𖤐 But obviously you do have to be entertaining or interesting to him as well.

📻𖤐 He’s a biter. He bites to show affection 😭

📻𖤐 I know I’ve said this and referenced this a LOT but dancing with him??? He loves it. No matter the time or place.

📻𖤐 PROTECTIVE.

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲