Latest Posts by junebugbree5 - Page 10

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

he is up to no good I just know it

moo, very tired: Woah, that's a fat fucking cat vanoss: Uh that's a raccoon moo: I'm taking it home

kryoz: What do you believe in now?

smii7y: self preservation through love

vanoss: chupacapra

smitty: they had a really sexy voice

kryoz: smitty, they kidnapped us!

smitty: At least they want us!

i can teach you

smii7y: what’s your guilty pleasure?

vanoss: what’s a guilty pleasure?

kryoz: something you like even if its like looked down upon or something, not always though

vanoss: ohh, okay, crime then

vanoss: I can’t stay holed up in the safe house all the time. I’m gonna go crazy! moo: People wish to kill you! Everyone who’s met you, I imagine.

smii7y: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- vanoss holding up a paper kryoz helped him right: we wrote you a poem! smii7y, already crying: You did???

moo: are we... still friends? vanoss: of course! of course! * small pause * vanoss: unless you're fighting me in a dark alleyway vanoss: at that point in time we will not be friends

I really don't know what it is—

smitty: I just asked my sweet spouse evan where they think people go when they die and they said that they get to go live in the clouds and be happy forever and ever.

smitty: Then I asked my bastard husband kryoz where he thought people went when they died and he smiled at me and said “Hell”

moo: Are you a man or a woman?

vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.

moo: ....what?

vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker

moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?

smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.

evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.

moo: …

i’m sorry? where the heck is the whale picture from???

Is Zach Varmitech Hot?

Yes, the answer is yes….

100%, Yes. HE IS HOT.

Whether you are looking at Zach from the left or right side, back or front, or his profile…it is all perfect. AND HOT.

As a child and teenager, I dreamed of my future partner as someone would would look JUST LIKE ZACH. And to be honest, I wanted someone who ACTED LIKE ZACH too.

Well...I guess I hit the jackpot when I found Zach Varmitech ;).

(:

smitty: No babes I wasn’t talking shit about you

vanoss and kryoz:

smitty: I was describing you

you can’t give me the cutest promt i’ve heard and not expect me to draw it

AU where Heavy doesn’t recognize his feelings for Medic, so when his sister gets a boyfriend he doesn’t like he invites Medic to spend the holidays with his family and tries talking him up to Zhanna in the hopes that she will fall for him and dump Soldier and then his best friend will be a part of the family. But Medic doesn’t realize Heavy’s trying to set him up with his sister and thinks he’s trying to build him up to his family in the hopes that they’ll be accepting when he confesses his love and they come out together.

kryoz, sweating: “So, there’s something I want to ask you-“

vanoss: “Finally, you’re proposing!”

kryoz: “Wha- How did you know?”

smitty: “You’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.”

vanoss: “I even picked them up once.”

Photos taken moments before disaster

its 3pm and im sleep deprived. i dont know why i made this but its true

you bet your ass imma draw this now

Scout: *laying on Snipers couch groaning loudly into a throw pillow* I'm booooored!

Sniper: *polishing his rifle at the table* How about you go for a run?

Scout: I've already ran like a trillion miles today!

Sniper: Read a book?

Scout: Do I look like I can read?!

Sniper: *at his wits end* okay, so what do you want to do??

Scout: want to go sneak into spy's room and make out on that fancy shmancy new leather couch?

Sniper: is respawn still on?

Scout: Yup!

Sniper: *getting up from the table* yeah okay let's go.

---outside sometime later----

Engineer: why are you having Pyro torch your new imported couch and why are Scout and Sniper showing up in respawn?

Spy: *smoking a cigarette, flames reflecting in his eyes* the horrors must be cleansed.

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]

moo: I hope they think I’m cool. vanoss: Who? moo: [Points to the cats across the street]

vanoss talking with moo: I think I understand what's happening, considering my woes.

moo: You do?

vanoss: Yes. i’m feeling lost, empty, and there's a little voice in the back of my head feeding on these thoughts and causing warmness.

moo: panda?

vanoss blushing: N o.

vanoss: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

moo: What did you do?!

vanoss: NOBODY DIED!

moo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

vanoss: It’s time for plan B.

moo: We have a plan B?

vanoss: No, but I definitely think it’s time for one.

*vanoss and kryoz and smitty before marriage*

kryoz: So, I heard you like bad boys.

smitty and vanoss: Not really.

kryoz: Oh thank God.

tyler: Shut up.

nogla: I didn’t say anything.

tyler: Keep it that way.

kryoz: How's the cutest person here~?

smitty: I don't know, how are they~?

kryoz, flustered: I-

vanoss, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!