Latest Posts by junebugbree5 - Page 13

panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store

vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?

panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?

vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?

panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...

vanoss: [bursts in]

vanoss: I’m “stuff.”

vanoss: cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

panda: guns are their wands and they only know one spell bullet

[tyler and scotty outside]

tyler: rootin; tootin; toil n’ shootin’

scotty: fire burn and cowboy bootin’

tyler: eye of newt and spicy beans,

scotty: toe of frog and denim jeans,

tyler: whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

scotty: tossed into my iron griddle

tyler: with the tannin’ of our hides,

tyler and scotty: somethin’ wicked this way rides

vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.

panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.

vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*

panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together

vanoss, tearing up: i love you

2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?

2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe

vanoss:

panda:

2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe

moo: evan, why are you naked?

evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes

moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets

panda: Please don’t…

Vanoss:

panda: Please don’t…

Vanoss: [draws Homer]

panda: [sigh]

Moo: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?

tyler: I’m a knife

evan, from the other room: he’s a little spoon

evan's Dad: So tyler, what are your interests?

tyler: Your son in my room

evan's Dad: What?

tyler: The sun and the moon

jiggly: you are flower

mini: explain

jiggly: makes me happy

Bia: shit

cartoonz: we don’t use that kind of language in this goddamn mother fucking household.

Bia: i wonder who i learned it from

evan: i need advice

brock, eating raw cookie dough from the bowl: you’ve come to the right person

Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender

evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?

terroriser: babe! babe! do the thing!

vanoss: [genuinely smiles]

terroriser, breathlessly: oh my god...

terroriser: so how do i tell the guy i like, i love him.

vanoss: just suck it up and do it!

terroriser: okay, i love you.

vanoss: aww, i love you too, now go tell him!

terroriser: i just did;)

vanoss: how did it go??! did he say it back?!?

terroriser: dude.

terroriser: He protec

terroriser: He attac

terroriser: ...but most importantly...

terroriser: [pulls up a picture of vanoss] HE SUC AT MINECRAF.

vanoss: THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!

tyler: hah! your in love with evan!

brian: no i’m not!

tyler: but you have b+e on your desk

brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs

2nd gen bbs stuff you can ask about whatever really i just want to get some asks so i can do something

craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.

tyler: are you in love with evan?

brian: *sweats*... no.

tyler: then why do you draw ‘b+e’ in hearts everywhere you go?

brian: it stands for bitterness and emptiness

terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together

smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy

terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie

smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night

terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag

mini: I’m gau

mini: gag*

mini: gai**

jiggly: That’s okay, take your time.

mini: Boys.

*In a haunted house*

moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this

Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.

nogla: can i get a glass of wine, please?

Employee: Sir, I hope you do realize that this is Mcdonalds.

nogla: Oh fuck i am so sorry… can I get a Mcwine?

vanoss: moo, I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I have ever met. I would do anything for you if you asked it. I would jump over the moon for you, would you go out with me?

moo: vanoss where are your pants

*At a convention*

vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.

vanoss, bumps into panda:

vanoss: I was wrong.

vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Moo: One. One person

vanoss: Are you sure?

nogla: Must you always attack me with words?

terroriser: You want us to use rocks?

wildcat: Why are YOU here?

vanoss: Oh, you know, just tagging along. Don't worry, I won't cause ANY trouble

mini: So why do you have a shotgun?

moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.

jiggly: No.

Nogla: I could get naked.

Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!