Barty Crouch: Your Name Was Drawn From The Goblet Of Fire! Do You Have Anything To Say For Yourself?

James: Snape, do you know what I like about you?

Snape:

James: Fuck all.

[Sirius is hungover]

Remus: You look like a corpse that was pulled out of the lake.

Sirius: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who OD'd in his own pool.

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

Remus Lupin: Your mood swings are so annoying.

Sirius Black: No no its not mood swings its emotional parkour.

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