Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!
James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.
Remus: Gay people are delicious too.
Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.
Lily, just walking in: what
Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays
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Draco: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.
Hermione: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?
Draco: Yes, something like that.
Taken outside my grocery store in early March
Remus: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow? beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?
Sirius: I want to be the Whomping Willow instead. It beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
We have a very simple life philosophy: if we feel like it, we do it. And then we usually have to call McGonagall.
James Potter (via its-hp-bitch)
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.
Sirius: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!
James: You were flirting with Moony.
Sirius: So what?? He’s my boyfriend.
James: You asked if he was single...
James: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
Luna: What about Hermione? Does she ever sleep?
Ron: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
I imagine that's true