James: It's Bad Enough That She's Having The Baby And I Can't Be There With Her!

I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat. 

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Friendly Reminder That:

Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler

Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point

Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off

Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld

Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed

Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband

Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos

Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt

Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral

Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid

Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid

Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly

Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it

Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser

At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god

Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that

Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most

Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning

Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other

Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid

Percy Jackson can control poison

Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag

Dick:

Actual canon interaction:

Dick: If you're with Batman or me you're safe and we won't let anything happen to you.

Tim: Jason Todd.

You can only reblog this today.

Remus Lupin: I can’t believe how bad this looks.

Sirius Black: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man’s.

O wsnba see this so bad

legend has it that when hufflepuff wins the house cup the entire mamma mia soundtrack will be blasted through all of hogwarts while the entire house breaks out into a suspiciously choreographed dance routine

McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

so true