OTP: *does anything remotely adorable*
Me: I. SHIP. THIS. WITH. MY. SOUL.
OTP: *breaks up*
Me: *Crying and eating ice cream* NO MY BABIES YOU'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER JUST KISS AND MAKE UP
Friend: wtf
McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-
McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.
Hermione: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.
Draco: No, I don't.
Hermione: [holding up cherries] What are these?
Draco: Tiny apples.
Hermione: [points to pumpkins] And what are those?
Draco: Halloween apples.
that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
James: ‘What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?’ is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Remus: I’d explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.
Sirius: We never said we’d send you up without a suit, you absolute monster.
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
O wsnba see this so bad
legend has it that when hufflepuff wins the house cup the entire mamma mia soundtrack will be blasted through all of hogwarts while the entire house breaks out into a suspiciously choreographed dance routine
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
Its pretty self explanatory. I was trying out a different style, and I think I may stick with it.
:D