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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

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~My Hero Academia boys as your boyfriend~

<Izuku Midoriya>

calls you angel most of the time

listens to everything you have to say

write down the things you love so he remembers

likes it when you kiss his forehead

gets flustered when you kiss his lips but loves when you do it

if you’re on your period he has a whole closet full of supplies

loves to go to parks for dates

he’s a sucker for head pats

when you’re having a bad day he’ll hug you from behind and listen to you rant for hours until you feel better

likes to cuddle your stomach

you two go visit his mom often and she loves you like you’re her own

doesn’t get jealous easily but when he does he hides it. you’ve picked up on how he is when he’s jealous so you reassure him when you can tell how he’s feeling

he’s very nice until someone hurts you, then he’ll get upset very quickly

“hi angel how was your day?”

<Katsuki Bakugou>

mostly calls you stupid or idiot but sometimes he’ll throw in a babe or baby

PROTECTIVE

secretly likes when you wear his skull shirt even if he tells you he doesn’t

his favorite place to kiss you is your lips or your shoulder

play fights a lot

pins you against walls very often just because he can

possessive

only lets you hold his fingers because he afraid he’ll sweat too much

when he yells at you, you yell back. he likes when you yell at him. it shows him you have a back bone

when you’re feeling insecure he’ll reassure you in his own way. “cut the shit. Me and you both know you’re stronger than that extra. You’re not stronger than me, but a distant second.”

cooks for you often

loves to cuddle but will never admit it

every time you get your period you refuse to talk to him. so he cooks you your favorite food as a form of him saying he loves you.

his smirks make you blush every time without fail

when he gets jealous, which is often, he will touch on you and kiss you to make sure everyone knows you’re his

for most of your dates you go to archery or to arcades

he’s temper is already bad but when it comes to you he will punch someone immediately when they mess with you infront of him

without fail, every time he walks past you he slaps your ass

“come on dumbass time to eat and don’t you fucking say you’re not eating.”

<Shoto Todoroki>

calls you love

he doesn’t know how to express himself through words so he’ll make little ice figures that are hearts and stuff to show he cares

he loves when you kiss his cheek

when you scratch his back he’s like putty in your hands

he gives the best massages

when you’re on your period he lets you use him as a heating pad. he doesn’t mind cause you cuddle up to him

he keeps an extra one of his hoodies for you in case you get cold

gives you random kisses on the nose out of the blue

when he’s feeling insecure of jealous you shower him in praise and kiss all over his face to boost his mood

if you have a bad day he’ll run a bath for you and get in with you so you can relax and he’ll massage you until you feel better

when someone is rude to you he won’t hurt them but he will get them to apologize. you don’t know how but when they do they look scared as hell

“y/n can I kiss you?”

<Eijiro Kirishima>

calls you babe and sweetheart

loves to tackle you onto the bed and tickle you

loves to kiss your hands and your neck

he rather you wear his clothes then your own

gives you piggy back rides constantly

when you do face masks he asks if you can put one on him

he’s protective and you love it

he takes you on a few gym dates

when you go on actual dates it’s usually to the movies or dinner

you love to tease him when he has his hair down by calling him cute. His blush is adorable

he loves when you play with his hair

when you’re on your period he never leaves your side even when you want him to

loves to hug you from behind and put his face into the crook of your neck

when you have a bad day he takes you out to do something fun to make you feel better

if someone is rude to you kirishima will stand in front of you and tell them off until they leave

when he’s feeling insecure or jealous you hold his hands and kiss them and reassure him that he’s more than enough

“hey baby can we cuddle?”

<Denki Kaminari>

calls you beautiful and hottie

loves to play video games with you

always tries to get you to play pranks on bakugou with him

he absolutely loves when you scratch his head. it makes him sleepy

he likes to blast music and sing with you

when you’re on your period he gives you ever fluffy thing imaginable because he thinks it helps

he loves to kiss your cheeks and you love to kiss his nose because he smiles so big after

when he over uses his quirk and his brain fries you keep him with you in bed and play with his hair until he is back to normal.

he has lightning scars from his quirk and whenever he feels insecure about them you put gold glitter on them and it always cheers him up

likes to touch your ass

doesn’t like to go further than making out

“you’re beautiful”

im gonna make a part two

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I want to see how much of tumblr is aro

Pls reblog if u vote :)

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#icantdecide

But for real i wish this was canon 😭

Pansy: Is Potter your arch enemy or your love interest?

Draco: Yes

Reblogging for my (mostly) bot fanbase, hope y'all learn things ig 🤷

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

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beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

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force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

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scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

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piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

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striving

straining

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URGENT: 🚨🚨EARN IT ACT IS BACK IN THE SENATE 🚨🚨 TUMBLR’S NSFW BAN HITTING THE ENTIRE INTERNET THIS SUMMER 2023

April 28, 2023

I’m so sorry for the long post but please please please pay attention and spread this

What is the EARN IT Act?

The EARN IT Act (s. 1207) has been roundly condemned by nearly every major LGBTQ+ advocacy and human rights organization in the country.

This is the third time the Senate has been trying to force this through, and I talked about it last year. It is a bill that claims "protects children and victims against CSAM" by creating an unelected and politically appointed national commission of law enforcement specialists to dictate "best practices" that websites all across the nation will be forced to follow. (Keep in mind, most websites in the world are created in the US, so this has global ramifications). These "best practices" would include killing encryption so that any law enforcement can scan and see every single message, dm, photo, cloud storage, data, and any website you have every so much as glanced at. Contrary to popular belief, no they actually can't already do that. These "best practices" also create new laws for "removing CSAM" online, leading to mass censorship of non-CSAM content like what happened to tumblr. Keep in mind that groups like NCOSE, an anti-LGBT hate group, will be allowed on this commission. If websites don't follow these best practices, they lose their Section 230 protections, leading to mass censorship either way.

Section 230 is foundational to modern online communications. It's the entire reason social media exists. It grants legal protection to users and websites, and says that websites aren't responsible for what users upload online unless it's criminal. Without Section 230, websites are at the mercy of whatever bullshit regulatory laws any and every US state passes. Imagine if Texas and Florida were allowed to say what you can and can't publish and access online. That is what will happen if EARN IT passes. (For context, Trump wanted to get rid of Section 230 because he knew it would lead to mass govt surveillance and censorship of minorities online.)

This is really not a drill. Anyone who makes or consume anything “adult” and LGBT online has to be prepared to fight Sen. Blumenthal’s EARN IT Act, brought back from the grave by a bipartisan consensus to destroy Section 230. If this bill passes, we’re going to see most, if not all, adult content and accounts removed from mainstream platforms. This will include anything related to LGBT content, including SFW fanfiction, for example. Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, Tiktok, Tumblr, all of them will be completely gutted of anything related to LGBT content, abortion healthcare, resources for victims of any type of abuse, etc. It is a right-wing fascists wet dream, which is why NCOSE is behind this bill and why another name for this bill is named in reference to NCOSE.

NCOSE used to be named Morality in Media, and has rebranded into an "anti-trafficking" organization. They are a hate group that has made millions off of being "against trafficking" while helping almost no victims and pushing for homophobic laws globally. They have successfully pushing the idea that any form of sexual expression, including talking about HEALTH, leads to sex trafficking. That's how SESTA passed. Their goal is to eliminate all sex, anything gay, and everything that goes against their idea of ‘God’ from the internet and hyper disney-fy and sanitize it. This is a highly coordinated attack on multiple fronts.

The EARN IT Act will lead to mass online censorship and surveillance. Platforms will be forced to scan their users’ communications and censor all sex-related content, including sex education, literally anything lgbt, transgender or non-binary education and support systems, aything related to abortion, and sex worker communication according to the ACLU. All this in the name of “protecting kids” and “fighting CSAM”, both of which the bill does nothing of the sort. In fact it makes fighting CSEM even harder.

EARN IT will open the way for politicians to define the category of “pornography" as they — or the lobbies that fund them — please. The same way that right-wing groups have successfully banned books about race and LGBT, are banning trans people from existing, all under the guise of protecting children from "grooming and exploitation", is how they will successfully censor the internet.

As long as state legislatures can tie in "fighting CSAM" to their bullshit laws, they can use EARN IT to censor and surveill whatever they want.

This is already a nightmare enough. But the bill also DESTROYS ENCRYPTION, you know, the thing protecting literally anyone or any govt entity from going into your private messages and emails and anything on your devices and spying on you.

This bill is going to finish what FOSTA/SESTA started. And that should terrify you.

Senator Blumenthal (Same guy who said ‘Facebook should ban finsta’) pushed this bill all of 2020, literally every activist (There were more than half a million signatures on this site opposing this act!) pushed hard to stop this bill. Now he brings it back, doesn’t show the text of the bill until hours later, and it’s WORSE. Instead of fixing literally anything in the bill that might actually protect kids online, Bluemnthal is hoping to fast track this and shove it through, hoping to get little media attention other than propaganda of “protecting kids” to support this shitty legislation that will harm kids. Blumental doesn't care about protecting anyone, and only wants his name in headlines.

It will make CSAM much much worse.

One of the many reasons this bill is so dangerous: It totally misunderstands how Section 230 works, and in doing so (as with FOSTA) it is likely to make the very real problem of CSAM worse, not better. Section 230 gives companies the flexibility to try different approaches to dealing with various content moderation challenges. It allows for greater and greater experimentation and adjustments as they learn what works – without fear of liability for any “failure.” Removing Section 230 protections does the opposite. It says if you do anything, you may face crippling legal liability. This actually makes companies less willing to do anything that involves trying to seek out, take down, and report CSAM because of the greatly increased liability that comes with admitting that there is CSAM on your platform to search for and deal with. This liability would allow anyone for any reason to sue any platform they want, suing smaller ones out of existence. Look at what is happening right now with book bans across the nation with far right groups. This is going to happen to the internet if this bill passes.

(Remember, the state department released a report in December 2021 recommending that the government crack down on “obscenity” as hard the Reagan Administration did. If this bill passes, it could easily go way beyond shit red states are currently trying. It is a goldmine for the fascist right that is currently in the middle of banning every book that talks about race and sexuality across the US.)

The reason these bills keep showing up is because there is this false lie spread by organizations like NCOSE that platforms do nothing about CSEM online. However, platforms are already liable for child sexual exploitation under federal law. Tech companies sent more than 45 million+ instances of CSAM to the DOJ in 2019 alone, most of which they declined to investigate. This shows that platforms are actually doing everything in their power already to stop CSEM by following already existing laws. The Earn It Act includes zero resources for proven investigation or prevention programs. If Senator Bluementhal actually cared about protecting youth, why wouldn’t he include anything to actually protect them in his shitty horrible bill? EARN IT is actually likely to make prosecuting child molesters more difficult since evidence collected this way likely violates the Fourth Amendment and would be inadmissible in court.

I don’t know why so many Senators are eager to cosponsor the “make child pornography worse” bill, but here we are.

HOW TO FIGHT BACK

EARN IT Act was introduced just two weeks ago and is already being fast-tracked. It will be marked up the week of May 1st and head to the Senate floor immediately after. If there is no loud and consistent opposition, it will be law by JUNE! Most bills never go to markup, so this means they are putting pressure to move this through. There are already 20 co-sponsors, a fifth of the entire Senate. This is an uphill battle and it is very much all hands on deck.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES.

This website takes you to your Senator / House members contact info. EMAIL, MESSAGE, SEND LETTERS, CALL CALL CALL CALL CALL. Calling is the BEST way to get a message through. Get your family and friends to send calls too. This is literally the end of free speech online.

(202) 224-3121 connects you to the congressional hotline. Here is a call script if you don't know what to say. Call them every day. Even on the weekends, leaving voicemails are fine.

2. Sign these petitions!

Link to Petition 1

Link to Petition 2

3. SPREAD THE WORD ONLINE

If you have any social media, spread this online. One of the best ways we fought back against this last year was MASSIVE spread online. Tiktok, reddit, twitter, discord, whatever means you have at least mention it. We could see most social media die out by this fall if we don't fight back.

Here is a linktree with more information on this bill including a masterpost of articles, the links to petitions, and the call script.

DISCORD LINK IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIGHT IT

TLDR: The EARN IT Act will lead to online censorship of any and all adult & lgbt content across the entire internet, open the floodgates to mass surveillance the likes which we haven’t seen before, lead to much more CSEM being distributed online, and destroy encryption. Call 202-224-3121 to connect to your house and senate representative and tell them to VOTE NO on this bill that does not protect anyone and harms everyone.