Im Doomed By The Narrative (have Ibs And Must Shit At Work)

Chef boyardee commercial where Jason is helping Alfred grocery shop and he does the commercial thing where he begs Alfred for the ravioli. Of course Alfred says no and they leave the store, only for the van to roll off the shelf and follow them to the manor.

Little did the can know that Alfred will not tolerate canned ravioli monstrosities in his home and has come prepared. As soon as the van crosses into the kitchen Alfred shoots it with his shotgun. He goes to bury it in the backyard alongside dozens of other canned shaped graves.

Made a fakemon for a podcast I was on this past week!

Meet Snatchem, a ghost/electric type!

Pokédex entries:

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchems were all once different Pokémon and owned by trainers but were left in their Pokéballs for too long. Their physical form decays, leaving nothing but their spirit and data behind. 

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are extremely faithful creatures, not leaving their Pokéballs even if they’ve been left behind by neglectful trainers. After being caught by a new trainer, it may take time for it to warm up but it’s guaranteed to be a friend for life. 

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are rumored to try and catch wild Pokémon themselves. Some say it’s to find a physical body once more. Each one seems to target specific Pokémon, maybe alluding to what it was in its previous life

Other Stuff:

Based on the theory I have that people found a way over time to convert Pokémon into data (hence why they can be put into PCs)

They’re always in regular Pokéballs when you find them in the wild

When you catch them, you’re catching the spirit part, not the Pokéball (it’s just a shell)

It changes, based on what Pokéball you catch it with 

Catching with a Pokéball will give it its lowest stats, while a Masterball will give it its max stats

Most Pokéballs will have a similar stat effectiveness as an Ultra Ball but maybe effect specific stats differently 

Ex. A Heal Ball will make it so Snatchem’s HP stat is enhanced 

They can be found like Voltorbs where they’re designed as Pokéballs but trigger a battle animation upon investigating

Check out the podcast! I draw the casts' Pokémon live and they do the same for Snatchem!

one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

does anyone have more posts like this im starting a collection

Giant Crochet Snails // Rock Maker Stitches

im late but happy vday everybody

house martin gathering mud

(photos by m.geven)

Hizashi: I don't have the time or energy for this...

Shouta: for what?

Hizashi: *gestures vaguely*