Oh Now Look At That >:3

nuh uh..-

well, uhm, mine are cooler and block the sun and uh the colour makes me look mysterious so yeah

(i ruined the whole point of adding the 'anon' option in the first place lmao)

what shade of blond was your natural hair? (loser imagine having to dye it 🫵🫵🫵🫵 /silly)

buh bai four eyes ^^ (hehehe >:3)

It was like a really yellow, dark golden blonde with did NOT suit me at all and was disgusting (despite what @engineer-donella might say) and AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD HAIR INSTEAD OF JUST A STUPID SUNGLASSES PFP ANON!!!!

Very Blonde bitch out!!! ✨️💅🏳️‍🌈

guys trust us with your money

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE SO DUMBFOUNDED WHEN I FIND OUT WHAT IT IS

when i get my hands on you...

I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOUUU~

Hai I’m in ur walls again just thought you should know :3

ANYWAY!!

What’s your favorite day you have planned out for Varigo week and what’s the angstiest since I KNOW your stuff is gonna make me cry

Imma start charging you rent you little-

But whatever (you're forgiven for asking me something I've been waiting FOREVER to get asked) soooooooooooo tiem for a mad rant!

Fuck it's so hard to pick a favorite... when I first planned it all out it was day six, then now that it's written it's day three (which I've been planning for a WHILE and I'll give twenty buck to whoever can guess the song~) and it's still really fucking good and I love it, buuuuuuuuuut

Day Four. Holy FUCK what I got planned for day four, you bitches are IN FOR IT!!!!

Actually, I need to thank you for this Riley. Originally, my day four was a really sweet fluff fic, but now? Holy fuck that annnnnnnnnnnngst (so yeah, that's my angtsiest one) but then you magically gave me this new idea through Discord at 2 in the morning sooooooooo

Yeah, suffer >:3

-ImMadAtDisney <3<3<3

truly

pookie??? that you????

Jeremy Jordan for Broadway.com - April 2025

he better >:3

totally not for @blondebitch7k :D

marry your boyfriend bitch

SHIT I FUCKED UP IM SORRY POOKIE

AND I STILL CAN AQUIRE THE WHOLE FANBASE *hold up a pic of all ur fangirls like it's a fucking repentance cross or whatever*

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

Vat7k randomness

I 100% headcanon that Hugo used to have some sort of an accent (like French sounding or something) as a kid (because as far as I know, Ingvarr has its own language), and while travelling/doing missions for Donella and stuff, he would drop the accent and just speak with a modern day American accent.

Fast forward a few years (after Vat7k and Varian and Hugo live together), every now and then, Hugo's real accent will shine through and Varian will tease the life outta him.

"YOU WANT A BAGUETTE WITH THAT FRENCH BOY?'

"OUI OUI CROSSANT"

"did you just say 'lItTlE sNaCk'???"

so uh yea thx for coming to my Ted Talk

-peace out bitches <3

omg thank you so much; i've never been tagged before !!!!

idk who to tag so it's open to anyone, but i'll tag @starrrrrrrzzzzzzz

tag game :3

no pressure tags:

@pirulated @kylebroskiflovski @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @laurens-on-your-side @18th-century-bitch @whimsyfullyloaded @robojosh4444 @ouiouixmonami @purevanillacookies-therapist @almaprincess66 @doodle-bug-nightmares @geo-rosey @half-eaten-baguetteee @kwilooo @lil-gae-disaster @ceo-of-lams @binch-i-might-be

lmk if you would prefer not to be tagged in the future :3

bro went to upper management 💀🙏

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭