Latest Posts by keezychid - Page 10
Howard update:
It seems he has a wife, possibly a daughter. She is small and grey. I will call her Gretta
My family has dubbed the groundhog who lives under our porch "Howard." Howard shares cigars with our cat, but it seems Howard is considering taking residence in the neighbors shed. We cannot let this happen, because our cat has no other friends.
he do his lil dancey dance 💃
he’s so fucking weird. love him very dearly.
genius. I must try it
Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores
It goes like this…..
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My car: *low gas light on*
Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow
Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying
Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.
****LATER THIS EVENING:****
My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*
Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea
Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever
Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is
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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.
But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?
absolutely not this person cannot be trusted with flamethrowers
give them a baseball bat with nails in it instead
"we need cops at pride to protect people!" WRONG. ASEXUALS WITH FLAMETHROWERS.
Taub being slut is so real
@aceing-on-the-cake
I think maybe I'll wear my tail today because I am sad and my tail goes squeak and that makes me less sad and there's nobody here anyway and cringe is dead so yeah I'm wearing my tail
okay Google how do I tag my friends who don't have tumblr but *do* have crippling anxiety
"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
dere you go
I like him. I like the autistic man
Chimera Laios
The roast in question
ADHD hobbies are so odd because it's 830 pm and I'm trying to decide if I want to organize the alphabet of my artlang or finish hand sewing my purse made out of denim from jeans I've been saving for 3 years, and I started both of these projects this morning
Yet another ADHD hobby coming in clutch today
I spent 4 hours (possibly more) in the kitchen today. I've made a homemade brine and im now fermenting pickles, garlic, and scapes; I've brined cabbage and made gochujang from scratch, and once the cabbage has wilted I'm gonna smother it and ferment it; and I'm currently in the middle of making a Sunday roast with potatoes and green beans on the side. No neurotypical could ever DREAM of this level of productivity.
ADHD hobbies are so odd because it's 830 pm and I'm trying to decide if I want to organize the alphabet of my artlang or finish hand sewing my purse made out of denim from jeans I've been saving for 3 years, and I started both of these projects this morning
I'm so deep in the house brainrot I thought this was Hugh Laurie
Happy Pride, everyone! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
*combusts into a pile of star stuff*
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
Babysitting is great cause I just got to witness a baby Kamehamehaa my dog
💯
that man does NOT belong in the club! 🗣🗣 he belongs at home! with me! in my bed! snuggling and cuddling and kissing and kissing and kissing and
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
need to make out with a boy in formal wear... get on top of him and pull him close with his tie and slowly unbutton his shirt when he comes home from work
@aceing-on-the-cake
a gift
sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me
worst part about being trans is having Donkey Kong pecs but having to hide them behind tits
ADHD hobbies are so odd because it's 830 pm and I'm trying to decide if I want to organize the alphabet of my artlang or finish hand sewing my purse made out of denim from jeans I've been saving for 3 years, and I started both of these projects this morning
cannon
I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis
both!
well goddammit now I have to go screenshot my favorite gumbo recipe
You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
oh nooo my phone fell and tagged people and rebloged gosh darn itttt
@reversetimelord @aceing-on-the-cake @as-i-watch @moreover-clover @azicasgaypanickingfandomtrash @silliestlittledemon @
@moreover-clover @aceing-on-the-cake
This specifically goes to our discord server and any other young people struggling to get out of emotionally abusive situations, cause we goddamn deserve it
new hyperfixation just dropped.. medical malpractice md my beloved 🙏🏻❤️
