When I Was A Kid, Me And My Friends Would Have All These "random" Conversations, Riffing Off Each Other's

When I was a kid, me and my friends would have all these "random" conversations, riffing off each other's bullshit about all sorts of dumb shit. I thought I was holding my own, but always a little in awe of my friend's inventiveness. Years later, I saw The Holy Grail for the first time, and realised I was the only one who thought that we were in a riff session.

I'm pretty sure that any two sufficiently good-looking gen Z kids could make it on TikTok by making videos that are 100% word-for-word re-enactments of Monty Python skits, and the whole audience who has never heard of the flying circus in their lives would lose it over such fresh and original material.

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4 months ago

Reblogging for historical value

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This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.


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2 weeks ago

love to get tours of architecturally award-winning buildings from the people that work there. especially libraries, for some reason. I have never seen a well-designed architectural library. highlights I have seen include:

it's mostly glass and all the panes leak (many such cases)

they forgot to account for the weight of books and now it's subsiding

it's mostly glass and therefore essentially a greenhouse. books and people studying famously love wild winter-summer temperature fluctuations

it's Round. books tend not to be

they put the radiator just under the window....which is a skylight

the only lift is for moving books, so if you can't use the stairs, you'll have to go out, use the main building lift, and come back in on another floor. doors on other floors need a special access keycard

we built this space specifically to house manuscripts but the temp/humidity control is always on the blink

the stairs/corridors are too Aesthetically Narrow and if you want to pass another person, you have to awkwardly crab shuffle past each other

there are no walls separating the library from the rest of the faculty building. no one's ever wanted a quiet study space, after all

1 month ago

This is a slow fandom zone

None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"

Slow down

Take a deep breath and slow down

Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us

You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday

If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about

Let's be deranged about stories together

8 months ago

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

9 months ago

The fun thing with it being a neurological thing is that some of the symptoms are closer to glitches in the ol' brain meats. Sometimes it's classic brain fog. Sometimes it just hurts like fuck. Sometimes I can't stand bright lights, sometimes loud noises. Once or twice I've had the 'aura' thing where a chunk of my vision is blocked by jpg artefacts. Sometimes I get show-tunes stuck in my head until I can find some Ibuprophen.

Migraines are crazy because you walk around thinking that just means when your head hurts really really bad but it's actually a whole neurological thing and it turns out the dull pressure/sensory overload/brain fog you get are migraines and once you start noticing it you realize you're having them like every other day and you think to yourself Hm! That's probably not good

1 month ago
Happy Yuri Night Everybody

happy yuri night everybody

3 months ago

I'm personally convinced that Lift is going to convert everyone to the Church Of A Big Dinner.

Now thinking about the plot of sa6 (presumably, they get stormlight back as the main *big win* moment- this is the Stormlight Archives after all)

ANYWAY thinking about that and the implications of Kaladin Stormblessed disappearing when stormlight does and returning when it does. Like Herald of Second Chances and "here's your second chance with stormlight. Here's your second chance at being Radiant". Or something.


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5 months ago

The whole Weakness Of The Flesh Immortality Of The Machine conversation is fun... I really appreciate the point that in the modern real world technology is controlled by an ever-rotating pile of tech companies whose business model is predicated on obsoleting everything older than like 4 years. If you, the person reading this, managed to upload your consciousness to a file, it would struggle to interact and be read in, like, 10 years max. And if you rely on medical aids that are connected to computers and the internet, you are already facing that problem.

All that said, I cannot stress enough that obsolescence is not an issue for the in-universe source of the whole "from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh" quote

8 months ago

stop normalizing things we are running out of Weird Shit

5 months ago

Considering SAO's reputation (mostly due to its shitty adaptations), it's really funny to see a part where Kirito and Asuna just turn to the camera and say "stop treating women as property and start treating them as people."

“Griselda. Grimlock. It’s no coincidence that our names sound similar. We
always had the same names, going back to the games we played before SAO.
And if the game featured it, we were always married. After all…after all, she
was my wife in the real world, too.”
My mouth fell open in shock. Asuna sucked in a sharp breath, and the others’
faces were portraits of stunned surprise.
“She was the ideal wife for me; I had no complaints. She was the very picture
of the sidekick wife: cute, sweet, obedient. We never once had a fight. But…
once we got stuck in this world…she changed…”
He shook his head, hidden beneath the hat, and let out a low breath.
“I was the only one who quaked and shivered in fear at being trapped in here.
Where did she hide all of that talent? In fighting ability, decision-making, and
everything else, Griselda—no, Yuuko—was greater than me. And more than
that, she overrode my complaints to create the guild, recruit members, and
start training. She was far more alive here than even in real life…and more
fulfilled…Watching her up close, I had to admit that the Yuuko I loved was gone.
Even if we someday beat the game and got back to reality, the well-behaved,
subservient wife I knew would not return.”
The shoulders of his long-sleeve jacket trembled. Whether it was in self-
mocking laughter or sobs of distress, I couldn’t tell.
His whispering continued. “Can you understand my fears? If we got back to
the real world…and Yuuko asked for a divorce…I couldn’t bear that disgrace.
So…so it was best to act while I was still her husband. While I was still here, with
a legal method of murder at my disposal. Can anyone blame me…for wishing to
keep my memories of Yuuko pure and pristine?”
After his long and ghastly confession had finished, no one spoke.
I heard the hoarse voice emerge from my throat, though I wasn’t even aware I
was doing it at first.
“Disgrace…disgrace? Your wife wouldn’t listen to you…and that’s why you
killed her? She was strengthening herself and your friends to help escape from here…and might have one day stood among the ranks of those advancing us
through the game…And just for that…?”
I had to use my left hand to hold down my right to keep it from instinctually
drawing the blade on my back.
Grimlock looked up lazily, the lower frame of his glasses glinting, and
whispered, “Just for that? It was plenty enough for what I did. Someday you will
understand, Detective, once you have found love and are about to lose it.”
“No, Grimlock. You’re wrong about that.”
It was not me who bit back at him, but Asuna. Her beautiful features were
cast in an expression I couldn’t read as she quietly stated, “What you felt for
Griselda wasn’t love. It was possession. If you still love her, then take off your
left glove. But I’m sure that you’ve already cast aside the wedding ring that
Griselda never removed even to the moment of her murder.”
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