They Always Ride In The Same Car #carridebodies #jikookhope :D

Bruce Wayne: [loses his children in a crowded mall.]

Bruce Wayne: [Jumps on a Table] I am a terrible father!!!

Jason Todd: [In a distance] Damn right you are!

Damian Wayne: [In a further distance] Silence Todd! No one cares on what you think!

Tim Drake: [In a even further distance] Guys? Where is everyone? I need help! Some mean girl hit me with a Lego brick.

Dick Grayson: [Closing near to Tim’s area] I’m coming Tim!

Helena Wayne: [Closest to Bruce] Over here Cass! Father is this way!

Cassandra Cain: Good!

Bruce Wayne: [Smiles to himself] There they are. My children.

reasons deadpool needs to be in the mcu

When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row

Tony: you know Stephen, Steve gives Bucky flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too.

Stephen: um okay

*next day*

Stephen: *gives Bucky flowers*

Bucky: um..?

Stephen: yeah, I don’t get it either

Jason and Damian: I hate you

Also Jason and Damian during the apocalypse

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“ITS OkAY BECAseE HE’S ON VaCATIOn”

WHAT THE … WAS THAT | _nuna_V

Headcanon: Ask teenaged Damian about Batman Inc. and Brucie Wayne’s relationship with Batman and you’ll always receive a different answer.

Example:

“What is your father’s relationship with Batman?“ “They’re lovers.” -

“Unrequited love. Father adores him, but Batman has only one passion: JUSTICE.“ -

“Childhood friends. Met at summer camp. My father stumbled into the woods and noticed a rather fat bat in the tree. Back then he was a little overweight, and also known as Batboy.” -

“I am here to deliver the truth, and the truth shall set this city free. X-Men are real. He’s a mutant! They’re all mutants!” -

“Total weebs. They were really into Inuyasha in high school. You know that one episode with the bat demons? Huge inspiration.” -

“My father cares a great deal about animals, as I’m sure you are aware. Batman is half bat. That’s why he covers his face. He has bat eyes.“ -

“It’s a torrid affair. Batman’s secret headquarters are under Gotham harbor. My father has always had a thing about romance surrounded by fish. Sometimes he’ll get Batman to sing sea shanties.”

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“Here’s the thing: Batman is actually not a man. The figure is made up of small cobbler elves. That’s why the Kevlar fits so tight.”

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