It Be Like Dat Sometimes

He looks very handsome here like the male lead in a hallmark film about to get his lady

Honk shmimimi fighting crime shoooo mimimi

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

home depot employee ahh fit

It worked gang i’m going to cooperstown

text posts part 2: yankees edition

cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭

sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi

harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses

baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:

first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!

then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!

finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!

and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!

thank you for coming to my ted talk

i know these men can afford properly sized scooters and the way they don’t buy them only makes me love them more

oh my god, he's managed to brainwash Lance into scooting....

Stare into his pretty eyes and it will all be ok

They’re in love your honor