No Yoints No Stroints I’m Gonna Go Sit In A Hole And Think About Things

YES i would recommend this to EVERYONE it makes stuff feel even a bit more bearable when there’s something to look forward to!!

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor

guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

baseball :)

i used to draw front facing fish a fair bit until SOMEONE (@hal8001) told me that i’m basically drawing vaginas on important papers

i love it when fish are like

life is too short not to be obsessed with sports in an abnormal and unwell manner

same

Things that are not fighting for dominance: tongues

Things that are fighting for dominance: Lestappen and Charlos, for the esteemed headcanon status in my brain

@hal8001 Dachshund. I mean apparently dogs look like their owners and both dachshunds and f1 drivers are short so

That being said aaron judge is 6’7 and has dachshunds so the theory is falling apart at the seams

air jail for nino