Losers (affectionately)

Now guess who wrote this, like in an actually fic with multiple chapters bc I have emotional dependence with this serie and tanthamore

so, we all know the timelines and stuff in Willow is confusing as heck, and no one really knows how old the characters are. but I just feel that Jade is at least two years older than the twins. two-three years, not more.

yeah, sure, the gap could be smaller and make sense in canon, but I just kind of like the thought of Jade being that bit older than Kit because when you’re little (like single-digits-age-little), two years is quite a lot. not so much that you don’t interact, but enough for the younger kid to look up to the older in a way while still being friends.

I just really like the idea of Kit being all gushy about her friend who works in the stables, and practices with the knights, and probably hung the stars and moon, and yeah, she could be just as gushy anyway but it just hits slightly different if 7-8 year old Jade’s a bit like “this tiny royal has decided that I’m fascinating and I don’t really understand why but I like her she’s fun and as long as I don’t get in trouble I guess she can stay” and then somehow along the way they become friends for real.

nevermind I’m just rambling.

THE Lara Croft

Ok i know is obvious but are we like REALLY acknowledging it? Lara Croft, she actuality is not only agile and strong af (bc pls do u know how HARD is to just lift urself up for a couple reps, but no she’s doing it while climbing w/ no rope and dodging bullets, and seconds after she beats dinosaurs and mercenaries without rest), also her stamina and strength (cause who tf can fall from a cliff, hit multiple rocks and trees, and after that still be able to keep running???), her ability in close combat + manage of weapons, ALSO HELLOU SHE LIT KNOW AT VERY LEAST A DOZEN LANGUAGES??? Plus her incredible knowledge in world history, time periods, architecture, religions, geography and culture.

(pls reblog if u wanna ad smtg)

The religious trauma is SO normalized. "Yeah but you didn't speak at that time, how were your parents supposed to know?" They knew, they didn't care because it was "the devil speaking". Kids aren't supposed to feel like the incarnation of sins just for exiting and believing something different.

Greetings fellas, I have you some gay au deff crack idea.

✨Dungeons and Dragons/Willow AU✨

Kit: Rogue/Fighter

-We know she's pretty sneaky and all that stuff bc she escaped from her manners lessons all the time

-Good with swords AND bows (daggers seem to fit her naturally)

-Artefacts, strength and abilities

-A champion, shield, sword. Willow said that himself

-Chaotic neutral.

-The party member who is the 40% of the time causing troubles, 40% solving those troubles and 20% getting on the others memebers´ nerves

Jade: Ranger/Blood hunter

(IK how sounds but)

-Rangers "warrior who combats threats on the edge of the civilization" AKA Bone Rivers

-Blood hunters "adept warriors have forged themselves into a potent force dedicated to protecting the innocent" AKA Shining Legion

-”Blood hunters are clever warriors driven by an unending determination to destroy evils old and new. Armed with rites of secretive blood magic and a willingness to sacrifice their own vitality and humanity for their cause, they protect the realms from the shadows—even as they remain ever vigilant against being drawn to the darkness that consumes the monsters they hunt.” hear. me. out.

Graydon: Bard/Druid

-don't tell me that you can't see him taking animal form and using nature force as his main force

-HIS FLUTE

-He would know how to make these two classes work, as multiclasses or individually would adapt at him perfectly

-Neutral good.

-Smart but so insecure that he goes unnoticed

-But in really, really for real, important moments he contributes with his half braincell.

Boorman: Rogue/Barbarian/Monk

-He was prisoner for a very long time, he definitely trained his body way more deeply, reaching for new techniques and forms

-The Bone Rivers in some point teaching him sum that got him EVEN deeper in physical-mental-spiritual strength

-He's canonically sneaky (but still will enter a room by kicking the door) trickster, and very good at detecting traps.

-He have been in so many places and he definitely learned a little about a lot of things in every place he went

-The barbarian part is even needed to explain??

-If there is a crash, is a Boorman near

-Chaotic neutral, depends where are Scorpia and his kids

Elora: Sorcerer (maybe artificer multiclass)

-Was BORN with the magic, as a gift or bloodline, she would be a sorcerer canonically.

-The only time she readed a magic book was when Graydon was dying

-Then not ever once again Elora was sighted less than two foots away from a study book

-Spelcaster, uses an artifact (wand) to conduct her magic, BUT also manipulates it directly with her bare hands.

-Chaotic good

-The chiller, reckless and not so bookworm version of the common wizards.

-Like, imagine a shortgun that works with recolcted magic from another moment, so when she´s running out of energy she could just boom boom her enemies

Willow: Sorcerer

-He did born with magic in him but was limitated until tha things happened and he became the great sorcerer.

-Even tho he reads about magical stuff and all the ways to i, he didnt learned magic, he was born with it.

-This isnt even an option actually, lfmao.

-Lawful good

-Permanetly at least one and half braincell of the party.

Airk: Bard secondly fighter. Not virseversa.

-He isint the most calm person but he is way chiller than Kit when it comes to opposing their mother´s choices.

-True neutral

-He havent tried too hard to please the expectations, then he was free most of the time.

-Yes he is a very good swordsman but he cannonly prefers to roll up in the grass with flowers and eating muffins.

-Still enjoying the spars and all that, tho.

-That party member that wont shut up and will mansplain the way out of the troubles

-He and Kit caused the trouble, if not, it was them with stupidity extensions

-If words don't work he will hit yall with his freaking massive ukulele. Or ch0ke them with a necklace.

Escóndete corazón

Un amor constante y callado

cual brisa de verano, 

que jamás toma espacio ni tampoco abandona

pues conoce que como su dueña no hay otra. 

Su risa esconde los más profundos deseos

y sus ojos son las estrellas que anhelo, 

entre suspiros y un silencio largo

un corazón se queda con un secreto amargo, 

pues el más puro amor no será declarado, 

en la amistad, rincón calmado

es que este amor eterno susurra versos,

versos que esperan ser declamados. 

A la distancia admirar su belleza basta,

acercarse más no regalaría más, 

pero podría el lazo quebrantar. 

Oh que desdicha sería aquello! 

Olvidar su risa, y la fragancia de su pelo, 

desconocer su mirada,

perdóneme Dios que de mi memoria se vaya.

Este amor fiel, miedoso e inquebrantable, 

que se esconde a plena vista,

se disfraza y esconde sus latidos,

no avergonzado pero aterrado,

pues no hay cosa que quebrante este amor,

no otra que no sea su propio corazón, 

ni así el amor por ella se desvanece 

ella, la que no me pertenece. 

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

Me, pretending to be normal when I have more than 20 drafts fics of every novel, manga, manhwa, manhua, book or serie that I've ever read/saw, as I weren't obsessive about it

I am not of flesh and blood,

i am of ink and forgotten gold.

I am the soulless wich the caos calls home,

i am the mascares fury of ancients destroyed worlds.

Not the nightmare of your future,

but the torment from your past.

I am not your's or my own desilusion,

i am the shadow of the nightmare you can't forget.

I am the child of the night, the twilight and the day at the same,

i am everything but mineself, what can i say

In Tyler we trust