So I recently purchased the 2018 remaster of Shadow of the Colossus. I have never played the game and besides a few Game Grumps clips and some concept artwork I know next to nothing about the game. I thought I’d give it a try.
It’s about this guy who is trying to resurrect his girlfriend? sister? totally platonic female friend? by killing enormous beasts.
I have seen Agro’s fate... and frankly that’s a good thing. As someone who has lost a horse it is probably for the best I don’t subject myself to that sort of pain again without warning.
The music is fantastic. I’ve listened to the soundtrack before and I look forward to having context for it now.
I’m notoriously bad a platformers despite my love for them. I’m aware the controls are a bit wonky but if they are anything like The Last Guardian, I should be fine. I really enjoyed that game.
Adjust brightness!? There aren’t any jump scares in this, right?
First off, this intro is gorgeous.
Is this bird following us important?
Woah, that is one long guardrail-less death bridge if I ever saw one.
Oooh photomode!
Agro, Voice of Reason, Conqueror of Many Stairs
Dramatic corpse blanket removal
SPOOKY SMOKE PEOPLE
MAGIC SWORD
Dormin, I’ve come to bargain
I am but a mere mortal before you skylight gods! Please fix my lady friend
Uh Dormin, one of your voices is starting a bit early. (I’m calling her Carol)
DAMNIT CAROL! Get it together!!
Alright have my mission! Murder living idol knockoffs, got it.
My sword is a laser pointer!
I preceded to press triangle and yell AGRO a bunch of times before finally getting on the horse
Agro is unamused I’m sure.
Best advice I think on the camera controls is to just let the camera do what it wants
Ok so it says to jump, and grab that ledge? No
*2 minutes later* OH... there are plants here to climb
Ooh cut scene
Hard to believe this game was even possible on the PS2. I mean that’s a huge fully rigged and animated character that you can climb and interact with. Crazy!
Running, running, running
Must climb leg hair to glowy tattoo
WOAH AAHH ITS SHAKING ME OFF
and I got stepped on
Ooooh gotcha, stab stab stab
I did it!!
AAHH SMOKE IS CHASING ME
Did the smoke just stab me?!
And I’m dead
Light at the end of the tunnel? Is someone crying?
Wait how did I get back here?! What about Agro?
Uhh, spooky smoke guy
I’m good, and the statue crumbled... progress
Onwards!!
Agro is back!
Oh pray to regain health at the glowing statue, cool
Do I smack it with my sword?
Don’t think that worked...
Nearly rode Agro off a cliff
Don’t laser pointer sword and drive
Earthquake!!
Agro, we are here
Woah giant bull, with an awesome unibrow
NO! IT STEPPED ON AGRO
Agro’s fine
Gotta use my arrowssss
Oh I’m terrible at this
Oof I feel bad shooting it
Wait... where are the glow tattoos!?
Hold up what? What now?
I fell off...
Oh hi Agro!
Dormin that’s not a helpful tip! DAMNIT CAROL!!
Oooh... Gotta switch to the sword. Oops
The sound design is phenomenal, so cool. 100% suggest you play with headphones
I did it! Aw but I feel bad though
Agro, save me from the smoke!
Aaah no I’m dead again
And we’re back... TWO SMOKY GUYS
Everyone I kill is going to return as a sad, smoky guy huh?
What’s next Dormin?
Still don’t know how to use this praying stone thing
This map feels massive
Aww, Agro can’t swim... sad face
Oh no there is a dive mechanic... is there an underwater colossus? Oh boy
Running up this bridge thing
And... I missed the jump
Swim of shame
I’m back, gotta be careful this time
Damnit... swim of shame again
Careful...
*angry swimming*
Ok... ok.. not that hard just get close to the edge
And I fell...
*several attempts later*
I don’t know what I did right that time but that victory may be more satisfying than murdering this giant
OH It squashed me
Took me far too long to notice the metal platform in the middle
I DID IT! Yeah that jump was the hardest part of this haha
HAHAHA I did a beautiful swan dive from the top in the cut scene
And we’re back
3 smoky dudes - check
as a fun challenge i made a tune using only ukulele! everything on this is chopped-up, pitch-shifted ukulele i recorded :)
An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.
Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)
So gooood!!
My wizard tiefling Dante. He’s a bit of scammer and loves to mess with people. Super flamboyant and goofy. Watch your boyfriends ladies cause they are not safe from this man’s charms, a simple wink will get him what he wants. His brother, a tiefling monk named Vertus who belongs to @kris10freeman, puts up with his shit.
I wanted to upload this in March but with the quarantine and with me getting pleurisy it didn’t make it until now…2 months later. I also wanna do portraits for all my D&D characters. So far I only have three up but I shall paint all of them.
DO NOT REUSE OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES!!!!!!
One of the things that disappointed me in TROS was the retconning of Rey’s parentage, but I also can’t deny that it’s very funny if you think about it. XD
RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍
Dragonborn fighter Torrin
DO NOT REUSE OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES!!
that is all
Talonflame🔥
“I HAD TO.” [*I love it]