Me: I Will Do Things When I Am Less Tired

things we know about this kid:

weirdest kid on the block by a few leagues

formerly religious but was only ever in it for the fruit juice

eats moss

very quiet, and can get along with people extremely well despite that

personal default dance is slav dancing

unbelievably fucked up

has studied the occult

plays video game music on the piano

normally good at piano when in control of themself

yoshi dropper

has emotions and isn't actually that good at hiding them

is sensitive to the topic of being controlled

please be okay im begging you

a good heart and a troubled soul

“Do not interact if you’re X” “Do not tag this as X” “X people can reblog but DON’T say anything” “Don’t reblog with X content” “X blogs don’t interact”

sir this is a social media website, were you perhaps looking for a diary?

If you wanted to sing-along but don't know Persian (I don't promise this to be perfect): "Gol-e khazaan nadideh Bahaar-e no rasideh Konoon ke mi ravi zin golzaar Khodaa to raa negahdaar Bovad tanin-e aavaa-ye to Konoon be goosham ey yaar Payaam-e man to beshno Khoda to raa negahdaar Do chashm-e man be rah baashad Dar arezoo-ye didaar Mosafer-e azizam To ham be yaad-e man baash Jodaii o faraamooshi Nabinam az to ey kaash Nabaashadam be joz mehrat Havaa-ye digari dar sar Boro Khodaa be hamraahat To ey ze jan geramii tar"

Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog.

✨~Welcome To My Blog~✨

Fandom Tags (In Alphabetical Order): Arcane League Of Legends Deltarune Hazbin Hotel Miraculous Ladybug Persona 5 Strikers (I haven't finished the game yet, so no spoilers please!) Phineas And Ferb The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals The Owl House Undertale Utdr (Used for both Undertale and Deltarune content) Content Warnings And Accessibility Tags (In Alphabetical Order): All Caps Caps Contains Gif Contains Photo Contains Video Described Flashing tw Long Post Long Tags Nsfw Police Brutality Mention Racism cw Religion cw Swearing cw Terrorism Mention Undescribed Vent (Content Warning tags are not linked so that they won't be clicked on accident❤️) Organizing Tags (In Alphabetical Order): Anon Ask My Post Post (Every post will be tagged with this for "/chrono" purposes) Reblog Self Reblog

He's a 10 but talks in a bad shakespeare impression, wears clothes that are the exact same colour as his skin, fought three children and lost, fought two of those same children in a pirate costume while riding a machine he stole from the garbage, also lost, got punched in the eye by the embodiment of MS Paint, is so bad at his job that half the fandom thinks he's secretly god, hit on the queen in front of her ex-husband, a person who was also his boss, worked in retail, and feeds worms to his son

Top 5 Queen quotes?

(with an evil expression) No / You Must Stay / (with a neutral, dubiously nonevil smile) Until You Hear All My Mixtape

(note here that while trying to voice her i couldn't stop laughing, and also that i was making her voice warbly to match her voice blips, and also that her music was playing in the background which was a wonderful combination) Kris / Kris Cross Applesauce / Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same / Mathematical Wavelength / (gleefully yet withour malice whaps her arm across Kris' face) You Get Me Kris / You Do Not Do Things Like Have Opinions / Or Scream When I Capture You / Or Tell Me Horrible Plans For Smartboy Theme Park / (balls hand into fist, expression conflicted, tragic, unable to understand) I Just Cannot Compute It / Why Everyone Is So... Ungrateful / (smashes glass into ground; it explodes) Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass / Kris / I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile / (i am laughing hysterically at this point) And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That / Is That Bad? / It's Okay / You Do Not Need To Answer / You Would Be Wrong

Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages

Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated (a Swatchling drops from the sky and delivers an arcade game)

Please Tantalize Yourself With Your Surroundings / And Wait Patiently While I Take Over The World

Checking in just to say Kris is the most human ever and I love them with every inch of my fucking heart

deltarune is so cool i wish lesbians were real

[Image Description: Two images. The first image is a very messy pattern. The background of the pattern is black, with gray camouflage-like spots.

The following designs of Spamton are scattered and repeated all over the pattern: 1- A full body picture of Spamton from three quarter view, with his arms stretching out in front of him, as if asking to be given something. He is facing right. 2- A picture of Spamton's face, his face is tilted upwards and his mouth is open in an open-mouth smile. He is facing right. 3- A full body picture of Spamton. His body is horizontal. There is a halo on his head, and an angel wing on his back. His right arm is stretching out, while his left arm is by his side. There is a red heart next to his head. He is facing left. He has the smallest head between the other Spamton designs. 4- A picture of Spamton's face. His mouth is open, and unlike the other Spamton designs, his eyes are present, looking upwards. He's facing left. He has the biggest head between the other Spamton designs.

There are symbols scattered and repeated all over the pattern. All these symbols have a cartoony, lineless art style. The symbols include: 1- A white cloud and a yellow sun, both dripping as if they've been painted. 2- A large, yellow danger sign. 3- A medium-sized, yellow danger sign. 4- A small yellow danger sign. 5- A curly light blue line, that connects the white cloud to a picture of a right facing Spmaton with an open-mouth smile. Said line resembles a telephone's wire. 6- A similar light blue curly line connects two green bills to a green dollar sign. There also exist two green bills symbols and dollar sign symbols that are not connected by any wires. 7- A smaller dollar sign that also isn't connected to any wires. 8- A green sentence saying "Transmit Kromer" in a funky bulky font. 9- A white sentence saying "[[BIG SHOT!!!]" all in caps, in the Undertale font. The perspective its presented at makes the letters on the right look smaller than those on the left of the sentence; while the sentence is also slightly tilted downwards from the right side. 10- A white sentence saying "[[!???!?!?!?]]" in the Undertale font. The perspective its presented at makes the letters on the left look smaller than those on the right of the sentence; while the sentence is also tilted downwards from the left side. 11- A white sentence saying "Deal $" in the Undertale font. The sentence looks wavy. 12- A light blue trash can similar to those found in the game Deltarune. 13- A light blue save disk. 14- A horizontal yellow drop, with a black horizontal heart inside it, their ends facing right. 15- A red sentence saying "$49.99". 99 is in a smaller font than the rest of the sentence and is underlined, placed atop the dot. 16- A small light blue egg. 17- A medium-sized light blue egg. 18- A big light blue egg. To the left of it is a white sentence saying "pipis ->" all in lower case, in a font that resembles handwriting. 19- A red sentence saying "Tell Me More!" with the beginning of each word capitalized. The font resembles Times New Roman. 20- A light blue rotary dial telephone. 21- A smiling red heart, with a long pointy nose resembling Spamton's, and yellow circles as eyes. It's facing left, and a red spring is connected to it. 22- The number "0000" in a calculator font in the colors green and dark green. The green parts show the number "1997". 23- Green lines that resemble the lines in stock market charts.

On the bottom left of the first image is a transparent, white watermark saying "deltarune™".

On the bottom right of the first image is a transparent, white watermark saying "fangamer" all in lower case, with the Fangamer logo right next to it.

The second image is a button up shirt, the shirt has the same pattern as the pattern in the first image. It has short sleeves, and a breast pocket on its left. There is a small, vertical, rectangular yellow paper on the breast pocket. On top of the paper an egg has been drawn. Under the egg, a sentence reads "<- pipis", pointing at the egg. It looks handwritten and is all in lower case. There's a small, square yellow paper on the hem of the shirt. It has the picture of Spamton's face facing left, from Spamton's standard sprite. There is yellow tag inside the shirt, visible from the collar. The biggest sentence on said tag is the Deltarune logo.]

LOOK AT THEFUCKING PATTERN ON THE SHIRT OH MY GODDD “TELL ME MORE!” IM GOING TO RIP SOMETHING APART WITH MY TEETH IN FULL DISPLAY OF EMOTIONS I DONT KNOW IM FEELING

i dont “write”, i put my blorbos in a pan at medium heat with olive oil garlic and onion and stirfry for 5 mins