Least You're Doing Better Than Some

Kunikida: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. 

Dazai:

Dazai: I said I was sorry for eating your chocolate

Gihun: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sang-woo: I do have a sense of humor you know

Gihun: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sang-woo: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

In-ho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Gi-hun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

Hello! And nothing

Checking on you again how's the pain of yk

Im zzzzing so good

Kunikida, who haven't slept in a while: *to chuuya* Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

literally ready for kunikida😍😍

I mean you remind me of a cat I used to know

Would that make you a cat then?

gwat no

*gi-hun and sang-woo have been fighting*

Gi-hun: Shut up, I'm probably your soul mate

Sang-woo: Bold of you to assume I got a soul in the first place

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**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

⚠️vent about bsd⚠️

Is so boring seeing dazai all the time

Every bsd reaction videos always has dazai "angst " and past and hating ango like fr is annoying dazai wasn't the only one who lost his best friend ango did too and how bsd reaction videos has mori " sa" dazai and shit is so annoying tf and yall blame mori for how dazai is is not even his fault dazai already was in a dark place before meeting mori

Chuuya didn't cry when dazai left there's no proof at that and

What makes chuuya and verlaine so different

Verlaine didn't know he was hurting chuuya he wanted to raise chuuya away from the government and wanted chuuya to live a normal life and verlaine can have been a child too expect no one helped him before

Arthur didn't even think of chuuya being a human being

Verlaine was also victim of experimenting as well not only was chuuya

We barely know about Verlaine and Brutalization

There's a chance that Verlaine was also kidnapped in a young age

There's other characters that have trauma not only dazai like atsushi and kyouka and akutagawa and yosano and chuuya

Like Verlaine is the one who didn't think he's human

Like is that really impossible for someone to clone someone without having a original body

Like chuuya and his clone or the original chuuya and his clone