You look out from where you're mopping in your house to see the hero run away from a falling piano that seemed to follow them wherever they ran. Even the evil lord looked rather taken aback.
You turn back inside. No one's going to suspect a goblin.
You are a lowly goblin with a mop that accidentally triggers a series of impossible rue goldberg interactions that ends with the demise of the fabled hero of light in the most anti-climatic way possible. Both the hero's party and the evil lord stand in shocked silence.
thx for the tag!! <3
chaotic neutral. sounds about right.
anygays, open tags <3
Tag game!!!
Do this quiz
And this picrew
And tag people(obviously)
Although anyone who wasn’t tagged here can of course join in, it’s open to anyone :3
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hello potato
tis me I hath returned
pls let me have zero detentions next week
yes...
my heart is warm....
tIqwIj veS...
*inhale*
SOLANGELOOOOO-
"Nico is a black cat and will a golde retrie-" stfu these are them
( In fact Nico could be also a bat, those little things are cute and silly, but it's hard to find duo images bettwen a orange cat and a bat)
You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).
"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.
"Who?" You ask.
"Blocky."
"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"
The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."
"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"
"The wine, please."
You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.
@thestarsshineevenwhenhidden WDYM YOU RECEIVED?? ARE YOU OKAY??? YOU ARE LITERALLY SO NICE WTF (I never have, and I never will)
Violet: What are you, 5?
Ridoc: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Violet:
Ridoc:
Ridoc: I’m sorry, don’t kill me.
u aint getting my m&ms bitch they're mine
but like, cmon, who wouldn't be gay for Percy?
aside from Nico, cuz PERCY AINT HIS TYPE
oh and also cuz he was already gay
Ok so obviously most Greek demigods are bisexual or queer of some kind. But is it really because they’re descended from Greek Mythology? Or is it just because they all at some point see Percy swimming in the lake shirtless?
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES