Suddenly, an idea strikes you. You turn around to face the planet's burning atmosphere with a wicked grin, and you spot one of the smaller rocks. You pick it up with your bare hands and open your mouth to eat it.
You're immortal. You may as well use it to your advantage.
You stare at the stars and sigh. There are worse ways to discover you're immortal. Finding out after your starship exploded in deep space is definitely one of the worse ones.
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
thanks for the tag!!
I couldn't register in case my parents found out I was on Tumblr 0_0
anygays, open tags <3
I found this cute dress up avatar site! Make yourself in irl and tag moots!<3
me:
tags: @aceofspades42 @sunmoonyandstars @sage-black-or-remus-lupin
@janeiscompletelyfine @drowninkystar @archiebaldo1414 @ultravioletbrit @astro-slut @daisy-the-wild-flower
if you tell a woman she isn't complete without children, I will kick your ass so far, you'll end up on Jupiter in his greek form
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
FUCK YEAHHH
SEA OF MONSTERS PEOPLE WHO'S PUMPED???
GET READYYYY
I'm doing this again.
5 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Hazel jumped off but hit her head,
Nico was mad and the Solace said,
"NO MORE DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED."
4 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Annie fell down and hit her head,
Percy was helping and the Solace said,
"NO MORE FUCKING DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED!"
Now, there's just 3 demigods jumping on the bed,
This time, thankfully, no one cracked their head,
Nico facepalmed and the Solace said,
"You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go and jump with them on the bed."
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
i feel like as a entire fandom we don’t talk about the Grace sibling trauma Reblog for your thoughts on the Grace siblings trauma
WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING WALKER 😭
This height difference is actually insane. She's gonna have to film in 10in heels.
(I do not want to hear your opinions on them aging and filming, its perfectly fine)
I HAVE NEVER SCREECHED LOUDER
Pro tip: put the butter in after you just finished using it and it's still hot. Leave it there for a few moments. It'll melt quicker.
You're welcome.