"Would Someone Like You Really Like Someone Like Me?"

DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

Edit horrible pero hecho con mucho amor. 😊

Ivy, over the phone: I'm breaking up-

Calvin: I'm pregnant.

Ivy: ...I meant the call.

Calvin: Right, sorry, I panicked.

Lucifer: When I was your age-

Alastor: *mocking him* When I was your height-

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Listen here you little shit-

I mean, he's not wrong...

Calvin: No! Bad Idea!

Rocky: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Just imagining Lucifer, out of nowhere, maybe even in a public space, sticking out his hand to the side of him and everyone is just kind of confused about it

They ask him what he's doing but he's just "waiting"

A few seconds later Alastor appears out of the shadows just to hold his hand

If he touches one of Stolas plants

Considering how Mastermind ended with Stolas losing everything,

I'm now sadly entirely convinced without any doubt that Andrealphus has killed all of Stolas' plants within the palace,

including Stolas' plant that he had since his childhood. Sinsmas is going to ruin me in so many different ways, isn't it?

something I noticed about Ivy is when she hugs someone she just picks up her legs when hugging them and let’s them carry her?