Radioapple.

People who act like Charlie didn't gaf when Alastor "died" piss me off so much

I've listened to "Finale" on repeat while cleaning my house for guests all day, she was fucking ecstatic to see him again. She didn't get a painting commissioned for him? She didn't build him a statue? She (technically Lucifer but it was definitely her idea bc Luci fucking hates Al lmao) built his radio tower before she knew he was ok, if that's not a memorial to him then I don't know what is.

Like what else do you want her to do? Dedicate a hospital to him? Shave her head and become a monk? Suck his dick? Like seriously

lackadaisy cats + text posts

Something random, but I've had this on my YouTube for a while, and yes, I did change the edit a bit

"Would someone like you really like someone like me?"

“Embrace your passion. It was there when nobody else was, your own compassion”

If he touches one of Stolas plants

Considering how Mastermind ended with Stolas losing everything,

I'm now sadly entirely convinced without any doubt that Andrealphus has killed all of Stolas' plants within the palace,

including Stolas' plant that he had since his childhood. Sinsmas is going to ruin me in so many different ways, isn't it?

Ivy, over the phone: I'm breaking up-

Calvin: I'm pregnant.

Ivy: ...I meant the call.

Calvin: Right, sorry, I panicked.

Lucifer: When I was your age-

Alastor: *mocking him* When I was your height-

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Listen here you little shit-

something I noticed about Ivy is when she hugs someone she just picks up her legs when hugging them and let’s them carry her?

royals and their lovers