Bilbo: How sad🙄💅
Maybe stop being rude and don’t steal his spoons
Merlin: prepare to die
Pov: you looked at King Arthur wrong
Savage Bilbo is the best Bilbo
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: Well, if it isn't Little Bilbo Sunshine.
Bilbo: Little Bilbo Sunshine died. I'm Little Bilbo Go Fuck Yourself.
Enzo Gabriel Noceda
The Collector Noceda will be real in 5 seconds