You Need Level 20 Friendship To Unlock That Feature, Kid

For some reason the requester asked me in my messages, and i can't tag them

So uhhh, whoever you are, enjoy!!!!

Crash Landed

MCB

+ Blue Cop

Cybertronian!Reader

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

• Let's say you're a wanderer. Not an Autobot or a Decepticon. Travelling through space in your ship, exploring the universe trying to find some friends, or whatever you come across first.

• A signal caught your optics, so you headed there. It leads to a planet, filled with fleshy creatures called "humans". Great.

• Even more great, your ship is now broken. The gravitational pull was apparently too strong for your ship. Now you're stranded here, clueless!

• At least you've managed to gather some spare energon from your ship, now you just have to go undercover. You scanned a vehicle without much problem, and tried to comm if anyone else was here.

• It was a futile effort. BUT! You did get some strange, static-y answer from the other side of the comm. So, you did what any sane bot would do. Follow the frequency!

• Which unfortunately ended up where you currently are.

░░░░░

"... You're not Cybertronian."

You say as you scanned the non-cybertronian bot in front of you.

"And you're not a Metal Cardbot..."

Says the strange blue bot with the police cap on? You didn't know cosmetics that are similar to a human's outfits even existed.

"Yes well, it's obvious what our differences are. Uhm... where is your mouth?"

"Pardon?"

"Your mouth. Do you, whatever you guys call yourselves, not have a mouth?"

The blue bot nodded firmly.

"Yes, us Metal Cardbots do not have the need for a mouth."

"So you don't consume energy?"

"We... Still consume a form of energy."

This confused you. A lot. But instead of asking further, you shook your helm and instead asked another question.

"Right. Well, what's your name? I can't just call you Blue now can i?"

The blue bot gave you an unreadable expression, but it's nothing negative.

"My name is Blue Cop."

"... I guess i can call you Blue!"

░░░░░

• And so the two of you introduced yourselves. He tells you his name, and vice versa. And it goes onnnnnnn from there.

• He's a curious fella, whether he shows it or not. Asking about your origins, where you come from, your name, and even about your occupation.

• He showed you around the place too. Meeting his team, and his fellow human friends! Though one of the Metal Cardbots reminded you of a certain Prime for some reason...

• But then, he asked about how you came here on earth, and when you told him the full story...

░░░░░

"I am... sorry, you had to go through all that."

He says, gently grabbing a hold of your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you.

"Don't worry too much about it. It's not your fault."

"... If it helps, Machina suffered a similar fate."

You vaguely remembered about Machina. The planet where the Metal Cardbots originated from. You never knew about it, only bits and pieces. So this surprised you a little.

"Really..? I guess mechanical lifeforms are destined to wander the universe, eh?"

You humored a bit, not wanting to pry further into what happened in their past.

Blue Cop only nodded in response, and while he may have lacked the necessary equipment to show it, you could easily tell he was smiling. So you did too, and the two of you stared out into the view nature has given you.

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

Yeah i think I'll end it there.

See you guys in another month or more <3

Mk art because he is an absolute sweetheart with added spicynoodles and shadowpeaches

playing around with an incorrect quote generator and came up with some gems

Ahsoka: Why are you late? Obi-Wan: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Ahsoka: Overslept? Obi-Wan: Overslept.

Ahsoka: I am the most responsible person in the group. Obi-Wan: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Ahsoka: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, why are you crying? Ahsoka: This book is so sad!! Obi-Wan, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Crosshair: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Tech: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Wrecker: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Crosshair: *shoots it*

Tech: Do we have any orange juice left? Crosshair: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Crosshair: Sorry, we’re all out.

Crosshair: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tech: So, you’re not going to share? Crosshair: I’m not going to share.

Omega: We’re kind of missing something guys. Echo: Cohesion? Crosshair: Teamwork? Tech: A general sense of what we’re doing? Hunter: And Wrecker is not here. Echo: Oh, and that, yeah.

Hunter: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* Hunter: And I mean it.

Echo: Are you mad? Hunter: No. Echo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Fox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Riyo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Fox: I said within reason, Riyo. How about I murder that guy? Riyo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Fox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Fox: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Riyo: Peonies, why? Fox: Riyo: Were you going to get me flowers? Fox: Riyo: Fox: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Fox: Riyo and I are no longer dating. Riyo: Fox, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Satine : I want to kiss you. Obi-Wan, not paying attention: What? Satine : I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Satine : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid. Satine : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Satine : I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Satine : Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Satine , but they're too dumb for you. Satine : Obi-Wan.

Satine : I think I'm falling for you. Obi-Wan: Then get up.

Cody : You have an impressive pain tolerance. Obi-Wan: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Cody , holding an unconscious Obi-Wan: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Obi-Wan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Cody : Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Obi-Wan: Turns on the kitchen light Cody : Sitting at the table, eating bread Obi-Wan: It’s four in the morning. Cody : Turn the light back off.

Rex: Are you alright? Ahsoka: Short answer or long answer? Rex: Short? Ahsoka: No. Rex: Long? Ahsoka: Nooooooo.

Rex: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ahsoka. Rex: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Rex: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ahsoka: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Rex: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ahsoka: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Rex: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

Rex: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Ahsoka: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Rex: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Ahsoka: I will politely decline.

On watch duty!!

This weeks Etsy order doodles

they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier

SWAP!Crysta.

There isn’t much to tell about her expect she is a grumpy person. But with a soft soul

I wanna make DC comic short series about Gothamites who are just regular ass people.

Real estate agent trying DESPERATELY to sell a house to some people who aren’t from Gotham while Joker is laughing and setting bombs just outside and she’s pretending everything is fine.

A Batburger employee who always gets stuck with the graveyard shifts and that is, unfortunately the perfect time to get a few of Batman’s rogues, his family, or the Dark Knight himself, sometimes all on the same night and at the same time.

Principal who comes to the horrifying realization that they’re gonna have to change the school year to all year due to how many ‘days off’ from citywide threats they’ve taken

The lady who petsits Hailey sometimes and doesn’t even bother to question why NIGHTWING is the guy picking her up

Is there a maintenance guy for the Bat signal?? There should be. I think that should be a thing. Maybe sometimes Cass just sits there ominously while he works and he has long since stopped questioning it

Construction worker lady who regularly points where rogues try to hide when they’re running down the streets to The Signal. Theyre best buddies

After a quick talk with MK, Mei can finally court Red Son too!

It takes a while (and it definitely catches the fire demon by surprise) but in the end, the three of them get to share each other’s company shamelessly.

Jin and Yin are still not too sure they want to be part of whatever chaos will happen once the new breaks out, but they sure as hell aren’t stopping it either.

And despite Mei’s instance, the Monkey King and the Shadow Demon only find out about their recent engagement through the other two immortal monkeys (who honestly just wanted to congratulate their friends and not get dragged into whatever Macaque is planning now with those murder eyes).

Also, thank you to my beloved ghost writer @kitkat1003 for writing the dialogues of the first two drawings

Masterpost

How we like our loves

*The Ocs still around a table, each from their respective dimension*

Arrow: Sooo this talk is gonna be about what's our favorite part about our loves.

Blue: *nods and she leans back in her chair* Mhm, since I'm technically a work in progress slash not really. I'll go last.

Kneko: *stands up and she smiles* Since I'm the oldest here, I'll go first. Well then I love it when my partner is well- hmm oh! aggressive with her love~

Arrow: *grins* Oh bloody heck same! When he bites me-

Angelica:*covers her ears* Enough- I don't want to hear any of the details of what you do with fire man.

Arrow: His name is Red Son! You don't see me calling Zouz ice boy!

*the sisters start arguing*

Blue: *blinks and looks at the other two* I reckon they always go on about this for awhile, hm?

Iris: *nods* Mhm...those two just do..

An Lian: *he faintly sighs* Well then seeing how they're busy, I shall say my favorite part about my darling.. He's quite intelligent on many things, some surprised me even. He has such beautiful eyes...the shade of emerald green. *smiles*I also like how he can be a flustered dork. *he pauses* is that the right word?

Blue: If you're using it affectionately than yes.

Iris: *clears her throat* I like my amor caótico ears.. especially when they wiggle it's quite cute. He sometimes acts like a puppy as well.

Kneko: *holding the sisters apart with vines* A puppy? That sounds adorable.

Iris:*faintly smiles and nods before perking and looks at Blue* How about you?.. what's your favorite thing about your partner? *she asks softly*

Blue: *perks* Oh! um... *rubs the back of her neck* The guy that likes me and I like back we aren't actually together...I mean if I want to talk about things I like about my love, I could go with an ex for this one. *she taps her chin while in thought*.. I'm going to go with my ex husband for this one.

Arrow: *stops arguing* ex husband? I thought you said you were 22.

Blue: *starts fiddling with her earring* Oh I am-

An Lian: Have you live a long life like me?

*Blue starts getting bombarded with questions*

Angelica:*slams hand on table, earning quiet from everyone* Everyone give her time to answer!

Blue: Thank you Miss Wang. *clears throat* Okay so I'm a dimension hopper and well the dimension I went to that my ex husband live in, time is different there. 2 days in my home dimensions are 20 years in his dimension..Anyways I reckon I liked how much of a flustered dork he was...He liked referencing his favorite show a lot. His skills with his katana's. Man that was long ago...which reminds me I need to visit my grandkids.

Everyone: GRANDKIDS!?