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Luke checked his makeup over once more, they didn’t have long enough hair to nail the look but he hoped the bow and the wig would work enough for tonight. He fixed the straps of the dress, smoothing it down a bit and turning to look themselves over once more. He checked his hands once more, making sure there was no blood on them, they didn’t want to look messy.
He tucked one more piece of hair behind their ear and then left the bedroom, Petunia following closely behind him. They walked downstairs and saw Ashton, fixing his apron as Penny ran around his legs.
or how not to do a couples costume
(on ao3)
ur government assigned jellycat: the tumbletuft cow
thank you so much for this. i will cherish tumbletuff cow forever
No words
I don't wanna get older, without your head on my shoulder
dance around the living room
loose me in the sight of you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS BELOVED @daydadahlias ILY…. he wishes you an excellent day and so do i 🥰💖
the making of carousel shenanigans | calum
why are americans so intense about literal children’s shows. i don’t wanna judge anyone bc i believe everyone is allowed to enjoy whatever, but there is no need for so many discourse about multicoloured ponies
so long hot girl summer hello faggot fall
I’m super confident. But I’m also, like, an idiot. Which is just… I mean, it’s a brutal combination. But, I mean, the good news is, I get a big enough thump on my head, I can change, you know? I can learn. I can crawl forward.
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
anyone wanna tell me im doing a great job and give me a little kiss on the forehead maybe
if there’s one thing 5sos are gonna do it’s write a bridge that fucks
when i listen to best friends i always hear ‘i love that ass and body’ and i refuse to look up the real lyrics bc this is too funny
the way i photoshopped michael wearing eyeliner last week or so and now he’s wearing some? that’s some manifesting shit
mandy knows its been A Week and decided to give me a massage
ashton’s lock screen being himself doesn’t surprise me after seeing his bumble profile tbh
I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage
might’ve been wrong on that one
ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭
ashton talking about not eating until 2pm everyday is not what i needed to see today
ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭
i feel like my ranking will change tomorrow except for the top 5 (which is the exact order i would’ve ranked them in)
heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”