What’s the mood for the night?
i’m not cut out for the job market you guys i’m meant to be someone’s lesbian trophy wife i just feel it in my heart of hearts
rala choi
Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh.
let it be known that this blog supports misunderstood, hysterical women and believes they are soothsayers for the inevitable destruction of society that we only ignorantly turn a blind eye to
Every time an ugly straight man posts a goth gf meme I physically manifest into his house while he’s sleeping and I massage his hairline back another inch
life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with
someone PLEASE find the owner of this video im DYING
y’all still beat your meat? lol
trifecta