Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make her a member
Of the Midnight Crew
those zodiac posts where it talks about the zodiacs as weapons/colors/etc and i see everyone being like “wow im green” “wow im chainsaw lipstick” you people dont know… but i know… i know the truth behind those posts… the filthy disgusting truth
a man: hello
me:
what are some good cities
no offense but the well being and safety of actual trans women is more important than u defending ur white rich cis fave lol
I did not deserve to be exposed to bridge to terabithia on the 4th grade that movie rocked my 9 year old world and made me aware of my own mortality
The OFF fandom is practically dead but I’m still here and I still love Zacharie
me, an ignorant prep: hey dude do u wanna hang out
My Goth Friend: no im taking low-res photos of myself at the local cemetery
me: ok buddy have fun
why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz
i luv being cooler and better than people who have wronged me
this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
and so does everyone else
catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
someone: what’re you doin’?
me:
when i make an important phonecall
when you think about all the potential your favourite character had that the writers let go to waste