Tumblr! What Should I Name My Bulbasaur??

Help pls

I rly suck at writing and am requesting for any sort of grammar person to help, currently writing my first fic (a ducktales child of evil au) I am absolutely useless when it comes to writing. pls just message me and I'll add u to a google doc.

(credit for au goes fully to @cartoon-brainrot pls go check them out, they're amazing)

Dewey: on a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Louie: in between “it’s an avacado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Huey?

Huey: probably “road work ahead”

Webby: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

what's the fic if you dont mind sharing ?

It's called "The secret in our quills" by Nebrasska on AO3 (I would copy link but I use the app)

Soulmate au where ppl r born w/ a rly bad tattoo of their soulmate's face with their name misspelled beneath it

Now if you're reading this you're on Tumblr

Amy Rose fanart!

Fish orgies. So many fish orgies

You were born with a unique set of eyes, ones that allowed you to view the sea as clear as glass. By the time you got old enough to join your ship’s crew, you were smart enough to know not to tell them about everything you saw below the waves.

D U C K B U R G

Ok..I'm gonna try this now:

LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE,

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

I would've preferred to just be stabbed in the abdomen

do you think donald ever thought about how della addressed her final letter to scrooge to apologize for taking the spear even though he was the one who begged her not to do it as well as her brother and best friend and the person who was going to be left behind to raise her children if anything went wrong, which it did