Be Gay, Trans, And Alive

lmao I was literally thinking about this after I started watching mp

this is my animated conman venn diagram. “adopted kids” might be controversial because they all have kids but mabel and dipper are already related to stan, and you cant convince me pearl is related to mr krabs i do not care what the trivia book says hes lying to her

tired of “clean” hamlet deaths. I want polonius not being able to finish saying he is slain because hamlet is screaming and stabbing and tripping over the curtain. I want horatio to hear that ros and guil are dead and freak out. I want ophelia to struggle against the current. I want laertes to cry out for his sister and father as he dies. I want gertrude to tear her dress while she is grasping at the floor. I want hamlet to choke claudius with the pearls. I want hamlet to cry out in pain and hold onto horatio with all his might. I want him to fall ungracefully to the floor.

Some creek stuff :)

Have a good week guys✨

ig im posting my old tiktoks here bc urmmmm i killed that thing

Omg Ophelia you would not believe the day I had.

First horatio was like “methinks I saw him yesternight, the king your father” and I’m all like “the king my father???? But he’s dead; peep the nighted color of my mourning garb.” Then he tells me this wild tale of seeing the ghost of my dad and that I should totally come check it out tonight. So I go and skip my uncle’s rager, but it was cold and Marcellus forgot snacks. BUT THEN OPHELIA—The ghost actually showed up, but it started stalking away. So I’m like “I’m gonna follow it” but Horatio grabs me and goes “nooo doooont! it will make you jump off a cliff or lure you in to madness!” So I pulled a knife on him, because one should always have a knife when communing with spectres loosed from hell, just common sense, and threatened to kill him and Marcellus if they wouldn’t let me go. Can you believe horatios nerve? He invites me ghost hunting and then gets all weird about me hunting ghosts!! Anyway, long story short: ran around the woods in the dead of night and lost my hat, talked to the ghost, pissed myself hence why I’m holding my trousers and—why are you looking at me like my noble mind has been overthrown?

happy new year 2022!

gwuys i miss them .

my crk oc ookie cookie

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the fact that hamlet was pondering to be or not to be and he never got to decide for himself because his mistakes caught up to him so he begged horatio to be…

don't tell the guys about it