Bae: Come Over Babe  Me: But There Is This Icy Puddle Between Us Bae: I Have Salt Deposits

She seriously thought it was a joke until he and her people convinced her it’s for real.

tried to make my old gemsona in the gemsona creator and inevitably failed

The entire internet needs to see this.

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Snorkeling

I feel like this doesn’t even need a caption lmao

anyway bye