Offspring: D...da.....

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

For my essay rough draft my English teacher said she doesn't "have a clear sense yet of what (I) want to talk about."

bruh... neither do I!

this is my senior page

damn ma that personality thicc af

I’m reading the Sandman right now, and a character talking to Julius Caesar praised him for giving the people cheap corn.

The Columbian exchange didn’t occur for a millennium and a half. Literally unreadable. Sorry Neil, I can’t continue reading this.

After the media frenzy surrounding Beyoncé’s visual album “Lemonade,” Trevor wonders why Jay Z’s rumored infidelity is blamed on the mystery woman.