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whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.

https://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive/search?query=plizzanet+earth

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

This cow hasn’t been given texture yet

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

fun fact about me, i can recite any scene from Disney’s Peter Pan from memory because i watched it hundreds of times as a kid, here is an example

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: why did Thor's hammer only move a little when Steve tried to pick it up? Did it change its mind after a second and decide he wasn't worthy? Or was Steve pretending he couldn't lift it so as not to cause any problems? Surely someone can either be worthy or not, there is no almost worthy

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me: