Hi, I'm Auditioning For The Role Of Taylor Swift And I'll Be Singi-

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

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x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

Hey quick question if sunlight is their enemy then why did they as a society wear bikinis instead of heavy cloaks to protect themselves