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Schrödinger’s paradoxical immigrant - simultaneously taking ‘our’ jobs while not having a job and living off benefits

#accurate 

It’s so weird bc as weeaboos we all started out watching Bleach and Naruto and now the weeaboo starter pack is SAO and Attack on Titan and some kids don’t even know what bleach and naruTO ARE

The Red dress goes well with Red's attitude.

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

I’m the person talking and the baby..

OMFG

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

“The Mysterious Ticking Noise” 10-year anniversary edition