Me At An Outing: Hello There, How Do You Feel About [thing I Like]?

ordering pizza

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

what are snails even trying to do

shocking revelations

“Mary and the Witch’s Flower” 1st movie by Studio Ponoc (former Ghibli artists). Directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi (Arrietty, Marnie).

me, with a gun to a mangakas head as their about to design a character: fucking go, designn a 50 year old woman i dare u 

them, hands shaking:  

me, tears streaming down my face as i pull the trigger: not like that

“Do you think that guy is gay?”

“Roll a Perception check.”

tumblr is killing anybody who psts audio files. im not joking it happened to me. they sent assassins but i was too adept at melee combat

friar laurence: romeo she’s alive

friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god