I Just Invented A New Word:

making crayons.. oddly satisfying

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

tumblr: on cats

When u and ur drunk friend tryin to get to the bathroom at the party

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

I also accidentally befriended a pro Widowmaker by the name of Belpheagor. She kept landing headshots on me and after like the 6th time I wrote in the chat, “Widow plz” because I know from prior experience that it tends to work. 

She wrote back, “Mercy I’m sorry, but I have to.” After that she only landed body shots on me, but she was definitely more hesitant to land any shots on me. 

Later, I was going around the back of the point to try and get to someone and I ran point blank into her. She stared at me through her scope for a few seconds; I “Hello!”ed to try and pull on her heartstrings. She shot the Pharah coming up behind me, gave me a look, and then grappled away. 

She wrote in the chat, “Did you see how I didn’t shoot you” and next thing I know I had a friend request from her.

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

here’s some faerie queens

also if anyone knows how to keep tumblr from utterly destroying the quality of my art please tell me

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice