I Hate It When I See An Unflattering Pic Of Me And My Friends Are All Like What No You Look Fine!!! You

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

i feel like temmie’s contribution to undertale and deltarune isn’t half as appreciated as it should be. its more toby and temmie’s joint project, her art and designs breath life into the whole shebang and it wouldn’t be Anything without her

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

Where were you on March 15th, 2016?

SQUIRTLE VARIANTS

*Shows up months late to the pokemon variant bandwagon with Starbucks* 

Frankly, I wish I was embarassed at how much thought I put into this, but I’m not. I’m really not.

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?