Climate Change Is Not That Complicated! (h/t)

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didn’t bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project

“What is this mess” lmfao she’s a funny baby.

me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

me in the morning: what i nthe fck

bong joon-ho after winning an oscar for best screenplay

“Game Over”, by Kordian Lewandowski.

http://bit.ly/1CbqsI5

crunchy ass hell cracked to shit crumbly fucking phone screens are so so sexy. iphone with huge hole through the middle way hotter than some tatas. just smoking baby. this is law.

Tryna be slick

Human beings in a mob

What’s a mob to a king?

What’s a king to a god?

What is a god…

To a non-believer?

this is so fucking funny