I Chime In With A “Haven’t You People Ever Heard Of Checking A Goddamn Source?”

opinion piece: Over The Garden Wall has achieved what many writers have been trying to do since the conception of America–successfully pull off an American fairytale

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

I.AM.HOLLERIN. 😩😭😭😭😭😭💀

…as they posted that picture from their “modern prison” 🙄

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

click on the source to see much worser version.

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

*me at a driving lesson*

Me: so how exactly do you do drift?

Instructor: what?

Me: you know, like the jump then you drift like in Mario kart, also where are all the item boxes?

this is literally how i dance

How are my thighs still gonna be sore, like... I need you to walk... I trusted you... I use you all the time to move, why can’t I use you to exercise... I don’t even think I can walk up the stairs to go my room.