Me: How Am I? Really? As If U Care Lmao. Im So SICK Of Small Talk,. I Want Someone Who Asks About My

BRUHHH MY FACEBOOK FEED WAS WONDERFUL TODAY!!! THEY DRAGGED THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!

Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you 

Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! 

99% of Tumblr callout posts in 2015: This user may or may not have talked to someone who might have done bad things Idk I don’t have sources but also they draw my favorite character wrong please doxx them

The other 1%: This user is literally stealing human bones

On the lead up to October, have some vamps 

what the hell is this

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes