This Is The Only Version Of This Meme That I Will Accept

Shit.

😭

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

Sorry, not sorry.

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh