I Picked Up A Worm, And It Wrote Something In My Hand With A Tiny Pencil. Unfortunately It Was Too Small

Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

“Korg, the rock monster played by Taika Waititi himself, is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and introduces himself with a rock, paper, scissors joke when he first meets Thor.

But there’s more. At the end of the film, we see that Korg has accidentally crushed his blade-armed alien gladiator friend, thinking he killed him. Though the alien wakes up, the joke there probably sailed over everyone’s head. Rock beat scissors.

And if you want to go deeper than that, Korg explains to Thor how he tried to start a revolution but failed because he didn’t print enough pamphlets. Paper beat rock.

This is just too good. Too damn good, Waititi. Amazing.”

from Paul Tassi’s “Five Brilliant Hidden Jokes in Thor: Ragnarok”.

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

This is an extremely good reason to get out the vote for Hillary Clinton.

I was about to get REALLLL UPSET LMFAO

Aliens.