MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE

The New Font For Titles Is Really Throwing Me Off And Now Everything Looks Like A Clickbait Article

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

I saw one of my local gyms was trying to get an all eeveelutions gym, so I’m like ‘cool’ and toss my Umbreon in, but when I went to check on the gym later to see if someone added the Flareon and Eevee we needed I saw this

Look at him! Of course he’s part of the Eevee family look at his ears. Nope nothing suspicious here, not at all.

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

Time to Panic 👉 (W/ emily mazzola)

Seeing Someone Younger Than Me Joining An Old Fandom I'm In:

Some people think it’s perfectly acceptable to have a normal conversation with sfw blogs on this site whilst having fully-loaded furry dicks on their blogs. It’s not.