Fuck The Queue Function. I’m Hitting Y’all With Four Straight Hours Of Whirlwind Shitposting Followed

Some people think it’s perfectly acceptable to have a normal conversation with sfw blogs on this site whilst having fully-loaded furry dicks on their blogs. It’s not.

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

“…last year this photograph of children looking at their smartphones by Rembrandt’s ‘The Night Watch’ in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam [went viral.] It was often accompanied by outraged, dispirited comments such as “a perfect metaphor for our age,” “the end of civilization” or “a sad picture of our society”.

…It turns out that the Rijksmuseum has an app that, among other things, contains guided tours and further information about the works on display. As part of their visit to the museum, the children, who minutes earlier had admired the art and listened attentively to explanations by expert adults, had been instructed to complete an assignment by their school teachers, using, among other things, the museum’s excellent smartphone app….

The tragic thing is that this — the truth — will never go viral. So, I wonder, what is more likely to bring about the death of civilization, children using smartphones to learn about art or the willful ignorance of adults who are too quick to make assumptions?” José Picardo, Medium

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