I Mean, There’s Typecasting

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I just found out my parents had me on a leash as a kid...

…is that why I’m such a furry?? Cause I was treated like a fucking dog??? …..I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”

Just like dad. (via japancat2)

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.