Not To Be Negative But Someone Really Spent All That Time And Energy Cutting Open A Pomegranate and

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the gosh dang cursor out of the way

This is what I do on snapchat :(

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing