Y'all Really Have The Audacity To Be Surprised When Your Hedonistic Lifestyle Is Unfulfilling

An SJW took my dog and put him in a sociology class and now he wants to form a union in my own house

Every single person who reblogs this will get a pun in their inbox on Christmas. Every single person. There is no limit or rules, just reblog this.

you know, it’s odd. i’ve seen a lot of people complaining about youtube’s recommendation algorithms lately, but i personally haven’t seen anything nasty. 

you can also fine-tune your recommendations if you stay logged in and do this:

it even lets you check why you’re not interested

Can I just;

Jared kicks at Jensen looking like he’s worried he’s going to break some delicate flower

hands up and all terrified looking

Then jensen counters with;

'fuck that this is how you fight'

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Kirby:

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Ganondorf:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.