Likemeorishallcry - Alesha

Excuse me?

having a job and knowing how to drive on tumblr is like being a knight who has to live with the serfs

The Monkey is hilarious in so many aspects but my favorite is "two siblings have a very tragic childhood and they both grow up to be absolute losers"

American with German ancestry (racist aura) 

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every ghibli movie is better with some guys in it

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

Diego: How can you be so sure that a god exists though

Dave: Klaus has literally met her

Diego: okay haha but for real

Dave: ...

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

no touch me im angy