The Only “Gojo Has A God Complex” Moment I Accept Is When He Calls Himself A God Once Before Wasting

i’ve been thinking about reverse kidnapping scenarios w/ my ocs….

i don’t know how you’d even begin to get into this situation but the disgraced god would be all like “oh woe is me i am so powerless against you. i suppose i have no choice but to submit” and everyone around them is like :| bruh.

you tell the first hero you’re going to kidnap him and he all but jumps into your arms. actually, he’d be up for carrying you instead if you’d like…. he’s sooo powerless against you. guess he has no choice to do what you want, huh?

the second hero at least actually pretends to not have any other choice and to be overpowered but his boner tells you everything you need to know. he keeps fidgeting and his face keeps getting more and more flushed

you manage to actually kidnap the werewolf but he gets rescued and you’re like ah fuck. i can’t fight those. but when you come back he’s knocked them all out himself and his tail is wagging while he awaits your praise

the vampire lets himself get kidnapped but pretends to put up a bit of a fight so you treat him roughly. will purposefully act out just so you get more rough with him. cries when you tell him his ransom was paid

you come home and the playboy is sprawled over your bed with a rose in his mouth, saying something like “if you wanted me all you had to do was ask” and you’re confused because you’re 100% sure you left him tied up in the locked basement??

Alois Hans Schramm - Arkadien (detail)

“When the world ends, I want to scream into the chaos that I loved you more than anything in hopes that the sound will continue to exist after everything stops.” — Mitch Welling

I know not much abt french revolutionary history but these are so gorgeous it makes me want to learn more. UGH SO MANY TALENTED PPL HERE

For more French Revolution stuff, I put most of them on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SmileyFaceOrg/ 

i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on, i'm going to explain to you how patroclus made achilles mortal—human. achilles might have died a heartbroken hero but he lived a loved man. and it was all because of patroclus. he was loved because of patroclus, he was more immortal than his demigod blood could ever make him because of patroclus. to be loved incandescently, to be loved back with wide eyes and an open heart is more priceless than a promise from the gods.

Excuses For Why We Failed At Love by Warsan Shire

“She is written in a foreign tongue.”

- Henry James, The Portrait of a Lady

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.